Ladies, this is NOT sexy!

I’m sure this goes without saying, but in case it doesn’t, the above attire is simply NOT sexy, unless:

  • Your house has wheels and your pickup doesn’t
  • You take your husband and cousin out to dinner and still reserve only a table for two
  • The guests on Jerry Springer remind you of your neighbours
  • You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws
  • You think Swanson’s TV Dinners are a food group
  • You have a portrait of Elvis in velvet over your barbecue pit
  • You think safe sex is a padded headboard
  • You think professional wrestling is for real
  • You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph
  • You had to photoshop out a toothpick from your wedding photos
  • You consider your license plate personalized because your Dad made it in prison
  • The bluebook value on your pickup truck goes up & down depending on how much gas is in it
  • You think a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six pack
  • You think Hee Haw reruns are documentaries
  • You own a homemade fur coat
  • It takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes
  • Your toilet paper has page numbers on it
  • And lastly, you recognize yourself in line (twice!) in the video in the previous post

Bottom line: If you’ve got pants like the above, throw them out. No, seriously. I mean it. 😉

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14 Responses to Ladies, this is NOT sexy!

  1. uncoveringyou says:

    you mean…professional wrestling isn’t real??? :(:(:(
    LOL just kidding…;) cute post!

  2. Emily Rose says:

    hahaha! too funny!

  3. Okay, so I threw them out…now what. 😉

  4. milkayphoto says:

    “But mooooooommmmmmm. They’re BUY one GET one free!!!”


  5. davecandoit says:

    LOL… You wouldn’t believe how often I hear that. 🙂

  6. C’mon Dave tell how you really feel about this fashion statement. Man, I hate it when people hold back. 😉 I’m with ya!

    • davecandoit says:

      I guess is Jennifer Aniston rang my doorbell wearing these tights I would still invite her in. See, I’m not *that* judgmental. 🙂

  7. aswirly says:

    But Dave, it’s a buy one get one free deal. That’s hard to pass up!! lol
    Oh, I see Tracy already said that. See, us women think alike 😉 lol

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